Let's continue our current assessment of the Brewers Roster.
Jason Kendall- Supporting Al-Quaeda is the only worse use of money that I could think of. He really sucks donkey balls.
Eric Munson- It really looks like the Brewers are amassing Catchers that can't throw anyone out from behind the plate. The only reason I see to have this guy on the roster is for Yost to give a rest to the namesake of this blog every now and then. Yost is just the type of ass hat to do that.
Lou Palmisano- You know Captain Lou Albano was really quite the slob. I can't get passed that Cindy Lauper video he was in with the stained wife beater. He also appeared in the movie Body Slam as Cap'n Lou Marauno. Really stretching yourself as an actor. His presence in pop culture is about as necessary as this Captain Lou's presence on the roster.
Drew Anderson- I thought this guy was the T.V. play by play guy. Since when do they get on the 40 man?
Gabe Gross- This guy gets 3 hits in two days, I guarantee you that Nedly would start him for 3 weeks straight.
Tony Gwynn- He's just like his dad, except for the whole hitting thing.
Bill Hall- You know, for a guy who had one great season, and the rest mediocre, he sure makes a lot of money. Let's hope it's just too much on his plate with learning how to catch balls in the air, similar to this guy's Tuesday nights.
Corey Hart- if you need the lyrics to Never Surrender , you can click the link. Otherwise you can enjoy a really tall guy who looks like a new born baby in the field.
Coming soon: The infield
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