If No One Asked You to Pay, Then Shut The F-CK Up

I'm in a position where I deal with a lot of sports fans. One of the most frequent complaints I get is about pricing. Yet the pricing I get the most complaints about is not even for the sport I deal with. There is a new stadium going up in my town, and the owner is selling seat licenses at $50,000 for the best seats in the house. I can't really say this is a bad thing because a lot of people who are saying no to that are saying yes to my team, thus making me more money. But what I can't stand is when people who obviously have not been to a game in 10 years whining about it.

First off, you aren't going to the games, so what the fuck right do you have to complain about it? Seriously, if you don't want to pay it, then don't pay it. I never understood why people bitch about the owner when you do nothing to put money in his pocket. My uncle once told me, "I don't like the stadium tax because they didn't ask me." I guess I missed when you were elected to the legislature. It's called Representative Democracy. Perhaps you should retake a fucking civics course. Also, if you really want to bitch about the extra dollar you have to drop when you spend $1000, then by all means. But make sure you hire that string quartette, so someone could actually give a shit.

Secondly, cock smoker, why do you think I want to hear it? It's a safe assumption that you've never felt a connection to anything outside of your own penis, or that 6 year old you have chained up in the basement. I doubt you even golf. You just find pleasure in complaining about every little thing and tell people how to spend their money. Here's a novel concept, Sports fans actually put their money where their mouth is. They care about the fortunes of their team. And they are willing to show up and show their support or displeasure. That's why they have a right to boo. You do not, since you are just a douche with an ugly fucking sweater complaining about how the owner is a fucking criminal.

Go drink your fucking Tab, take your Enzyte in case the wife wants to make love in the next year, and shut the fuck up. Fucking asshole.