Thursday, December 20, 2007

Old guys in young guys clothing


The review of the organization continues, I'm gonna do the coaching staff and Ned.

Ted Simmons- I love Ted Simmons. He always was thinking about 3 or 4 pitches in advance. He is Dick Cheyney to Ned's G-Dub

Ed Sedar- I nothing this guy

Dale Sveum- Here's a great idea. Let's put one of the worst infield defenders in history in charge of infield defense. This is the kind of thinking you get with Ned.

Jim Skaalen- Fix Rickie, then we'll talk

Mike Maddux- The one year fix king. Fix turnbow again, then you can be Saint Mike again.

Bill Castro- I'm not sure who he has naked pictures of, but he's lasted through the Bando, Taylor, and Melvin administrations. My guess is Bud.

Marcus Hanel- since when is a bullpen catcher a coach?

Joe Crawford- Here's the AV club.

Nedly- I have a host of problems with Ned. 1) If you are going to platoon, then platoon. Don't put guys who can't hit lefties/righties against their respective weakness. 2) Play the best player, not the "hot hand." 3) Don't put Brian Shouse in again rightys. 4) If a guy doesn't have it, pull him.

Among others.

Next up, a review of off-season moves on a 1-5 hams scale.

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