The Brewers decided this speed freak is going to be our Center Fielder. He's a 20/20 guy and hits .250, because who doesn't need mediocrity. In addition, he won't be playing until May because of his 25 game amphetamine suspension. Now what's wrong taking down a red bull, other than it tastes horribly, unless you like sweet tarts. Those truly were the nastiest tasting candy outside of Circus Peanuts. Seriously, do you know anyone that actually enjoyed Circus Peanuts? Those were just ridiculously nauseating.
Anyway, this means generically named center fielder is now going to be our generically named third baseman, and the Razor is going to be shagging flies in left. But really, what does this mean for the future. We seem to be grooming ridiculously talented batting Matt LaPorta for left, and then where do we move Braun? He does have the arm for right, but that's where our 80's pop star resides. Do we move him to center? The Stashe has just made the future a bit cloudier. But at least we don't have a below average player in the actual field. Except Jason Kendal, because, you know, he sucks goat nuts.
[UPDATE: LaPorta is coming to Major League Spring Training, and switching to Right.]
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