The lefty known as Brian "DON'T FUCKING PUT ME IN AGAINST RIGHTYs" Shouse has avoided arbitration and signed a 1 year, $2 million contract. For those who don't know how arbitration works, the two sides, player and team sit down with an arbiter. The player says, "I did this, this, and this, so I'm worth this." The team then says, "Fuck You! You didn't do this, this, and this, so you are going to get the pittance we damn well feel you deserve." And then the arbiter decides for the team and the player decides on cities he would rather die in when he finally reaches free agency. Oh, and then they live happily ever after.
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