Game 4- Hall and Villy's Oats

The home opener. The beer, the tailgates, the people paying to conveniently pee. There's no better day of the year, or a better opener in MLB.

There was no better team to face that the San Fran Giants. These guys are a collection of aging, overpriced outfielders, a good young rotation, and absolutely no punch in the lineup what so ever. On the plus side, they do have a guy who's name is pronounced You Hay Nee Yo. So from here on out, they are now known as the Fighting Youhayneos.

The crew put on a display with Generically named third baseman leading the charge with two homers and 6 RBI. Villy proved himself as a very good MLB starter with 6 innings of great pitching, and Gagne's beard did not need to be in the game as the crew blew out the fighting Youhaneos 13-4. I don't feel like being funnier right now.