FOUND: a Hitter Worse Than Jason Kendal

I haven't posted lately, but that's because there isn't shit going on right now. We invited Abraham Nunez to camp, and signed him to a minor league contract. The only stock photo the JS could find on him would be him making an out. Like this:

He's good at defense, and making outs. Thats it.

Let's go over what else has happened:

Jeff Suppan opened a resturant. I really don't care at all. It's just an excuse for idiots to blame if he sucks.

The Crew and Dave Bush are closer to a contract. I've always thought he was some form of lumberjack serial killer. Oh well, he's either going to be traded or go to the bullpen anyway.

The Brewers will be on Fox Saturday Baseball four times this season. This just means I won't be able to watch them on MLB.TV

Corey Koskie wants to
play baseball again. Good luck to him. I wonder if he'll still look like a meth addict.


All of this is not worth commenting more than 2 sentences. God, I miss some actual baseball news.